An historic event ... and I'm going to be there!

You would have noticed that I seldom ... if ever ... use exclamation marks anywhere in my text ... and to use it in a headline means it means something ... but I must confess to a bad addiction to ellipses ... Okay I admitted ... acknowledging the problem is the first step to recovery .. (you see .)

It can only be in South Africa where a rugby match between two provincial sides can take on the 'historical' tag. Normally I would dismiss such talk as 'hysterical' but for once I am in full agreement.

No lesser person than former archbishop Desmond Tutu hailed the event as historical and who am I to disagree.

When SA signed itself over to Fifa ... the Blue Bulls from Pretoria also had to give up their bastion in Pretoria, Loftus Versveld. Now the Bulls could come from no other place in South Africa. They are almost more Pretorian than Pretoria itself ... almost brutal in their their insular smugness ... but they remain one of the best rugby teams in South Africa and well respected for that by friend and foe alike.

At the same time ... It may only be a perception but I always suspect Pretoria to be a bit more racist than most other big towns in South Africa ... perhaps with the exception of Bloemfontein... but that's a different story.

Now imagine my surprise when they, having relinquished their stadium to Fifa, chose Orlando Stadium in Soweto for their Super 14 semifinal clash against the Canterbury Crusaders from New Zealand.

When I first heard that news I thought it was some joke but when I realised that it was true I thought it was a good move ... but was a bit sceptical about what the response from the Bulls fans would be ... well I'm happy to report that for once Pretoria surprised me positively. The tickets for the match sold out almost immediately and Pretoria is going to Soweto tomorrow.

This was not the only surprise ... I also learnt that the Bulls are one of the teams in the country with the most black support ... Pliny the Elder had it right: "Ex Africa semper aliquid novi."

Bishop Tutu likened the historical value of the event to South Africa's 1995 rugby World Cup victory ... and he is only exaggerating slightly.

It is true that there is nothing that can unify South Africans across the board like a great sporting victory and the 1995 event did much to unite the country at the time ... Remember Nelson Mandela wearing the Springbok jersey ... just thinking about it again gives me goose-bumps ... I was in France for that event but the feeling lived on well into 1996 when I came back ...

Pity that Bafana Bafana is so poor ... them making just the second round of the World Cup would have the same nation-building effect as the Springbok victory ... one lives in hope.

So it is historical and there is a buzz about it ... even in Joburg where we tend to be allergic to all things emanating from Pretoria. I woke up to the historical value too late and have no tickets ... Charles Moore tried ... and failed ... to get some. We then thought we would just go and watch the match in a bar in Soweto ... to be 'part' of the event but then I remembered that it is George's damn birthday. So I'll watch it from Jan's place where the party is going to be held.

So I'll say it only once ... but I'll say it loudly: "GO BULLS!!!!"
.... AND WELL DONE PRETORIA!

Ex Africa semper .... Charles Moore got us tickets to the match!! ...

We'll be going on his bike ... this will not surprise you ... fills me with dread but I shall be brave ... he pointed out to me that the traffic is going to be bad to Soweto ... and I had to agree ... we need to go on the bike ... because it's George's damn birthday!! Not really even ... It turns out that his damn birthday is only next week ...

Welcome to Adolf, Barry, Susan, Anne, Madelein and whoever else is new here.

Fifa bans fun... update

In a statement today the football governing body Fifa officially banned South Africans from having fun during the World Cup ... or making money.

The feudal overlord of the country for the event said the ban was necessary for several reasons which I will list below:

• People normally pay to have fun and since Fifa will not be able to share in that revenue there is no sense in them allowing fun to happen
• People having fun normally talk and laugh ... sometimes too loudly ... and that could bring Fifa into disrepute
• Fifa wants to exercise its droit de cuissage with the country anally and if we seem to enjoy it, it would diminish Fifa's pleasure.
• (Droit de cuissage ... for those who don't know is the feudal lord's 'right' to sleep with the maiden bride ... it seriously pissed off Braveheart as you'll remember)
• If Fifa can't make money out of it there is no sense in making it happen ... so they are considering to also ban sex, the drinking of anything else but the official beer, the wearing of any clothes not sanctioned by them and anything else that people may enjoy without Fifa scoring from it.

The body said that since it now effectively owns the country and all its individual inhabitants and their children, dogs, cats, pigs and chickens ... it can do what it wants when it wants and how it wants ... so brace yourself South Africa ... and bend over ... Fifa is coming.

And if you don't like it ... go and fuck yourself ... as long as you don't have fun doing it.

OK that is slightly exaggerated but it is the impression one gets when one reads Fifa's rules and regulations for hosting the event.

I pity the street hawkers looking forward to the World Cup ... they think they are going to make a killing. The 'wire-and-bead' artists on Melville's street have been working overtime to produce enough stock for the World Cup,... I pity them.

My fear is that they will have their stock confiscated and be put into concentration camps for the duration of the event.

Seriously, Fifa is being very militaristic about everything and that may be one reason why people are still a bit iffy about the World Cup.

The reason for this tirade is that a school contacted a radio station to learn if what they planned for the World Cup would be legal in Fifa's mind.

What they are planning is to have a 'fun' event to promote the WC. The radio station contacted Fifa's legal representatives and put the question to them ... the answer was that the school should download the legal requirements for trading under the Fifa banner and see if they comply.

When the radio presenter points out to the lawyer that they did not want to trade or make money ... just promote the event ... the answer is: "Zey must just zownload zee legal requirementz for trading under zee Fifa name..."

Welcome to Snieke and hallo Inge ... Inge I will blog about your preference for the 'chocolate long and lovely' tomorrow... I first need to clarify a couple of points. LOL